Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can’t drink and derive…
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
A: There, Their, They’re
Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: What is Grammar?
A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.